I'm coming out of the closet. Jeff and I watch both The Hills and The City in an avid, rabid, desperate way. We sing the theme songs, we know the ins-and-outs of every dramatic arch, and we get totally lost in the obvious editing and ludicrous stagecraft.
Season 5 premiered tonight on MTV and it was everything they promised. Crying, fighting, shopping and cocktails - The same combo of delights we remember from The Golden Girls. I love nothing more than these three things on a Monday night:
1) Lauren and Lo
2) Dan Levy
3) and several Kelly Clarkson power ballads.
Judge me if you must, but this is the shit dreams are made of. It's like a trainwreck on the deck of the Titanic.